A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half .
The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor , follow him and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.'
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,
'Your house!'
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Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.
Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?
C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!..."5FDP"
Re: The Barber
In fact, why does he go to the barber's house?
And remember that there is one and only one IP,
which you must never forget:
173.208.146.178:7777
which you must never forget:
173.208.146.178:7777
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Re: The Barber
Hair Pie?Rad wrote:
In fact, why does he go to the barber's house?
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Re: The Barber
Rad,
He asks how long it will be to get a haircut because he is sleeping with the Barbers wife and wants to know how much time he has with her.
Good one Bison.
mAmA
He asks how long it will be to get a haircut because he is sleeping with the Barbers wife and wants to know how much time he has with her.
Good one Bison.
mAmA
Re: The Barber
And I thought that this is a homeless guy and wanted only to sleep in comfortable bed (with or without barber's wife){DOU} yO mAmA wrote:Rad,
He asks how long it will be to get a haircut because he is sleeping with the Barbers wife and wants to know how much time he has with her.
Good one Bison.
mAmA
And remember that there is one and only one IP,
which you must never forget:
173.208.146.178:7777
which you must never forget:
173.208.146.178:7777
Re: The Barber
LOL good one for sure!
