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Unread post by .::/3I§ON::. »

Not sure about you guys/gals but I myself have always wondered about this.

Now we know...


For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story . When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store , a gas station , a donut shop, a taxi cab , or a motel in the United States . If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.
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that is a good one
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Great one Bison, a classic!

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Cute!! I like it!
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It's amazing what ya learn with DOU. LOL!!!!!!!
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