Sewin on a wee button

[Grubb Industries]

Angus Broon of Glasgow , Scotland , comes to the little lady of the
house
exclaiming, "Maggie, cud ye be sewin on a wee button that's come off of
ma fly? I canna button ma troosers."
.....
"Och Angus, I've got ma hands in the sink, go up the stairs and see if
Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin ye with it."
.....
About 5 minutes later, there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of
Yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs.
.....
Walking back in the door with a black eye and a bloody nose comes Angus.
Maggie looks at him and says, "My god Angus, what happened tae ye? Did
you ask her up the stairs like I told you?"
.....
"Aye," says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button, an she did,
everything was goin' fine but when she bent doon to bite off the wee
thread, Mr MacDonald walked in."


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