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Old women stopped by a cop.

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An Eighty year old women gets stopped by a cop.
As she is rummaging through her purse looking for her drivers license, the cop notices that she has a firearm permit.
"Do you have any weapons with you?" He quickly asked.
"Yes, I have a 45 automatic in the glove box" She replies.
"Any other weapons?"
"Yes, I have a 9mm Glock in the center consul."
"Anything else?"
"Well I have a .38 Special in my purse"
"Ma'am What are you afraid of?" He asked.
She looks him straight in the eye and responds "Not a damn thing"
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:lol: I can imagine that !
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Good one - :bio:
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