Clan {DOU}

As in the past, the phone sounded loud interrupting Tommy's spokesman Bison during a worktime sleeping....
- Wtf..! screamed Bison.

Was Tommy....

- Hello boss..!, sorry by the delay to answer the phone, but I was just updating my website..., you know that is a big work...
- I need you to explain something to the people... said Tommy
- About the catfishes I caught the past week...? asked Bison
- I have no interest in those damn catfishes...!, shouted Tommy
- I need you to announce to all the clan that I'm back...
- Do you understand...?!!!! I'm back...!!!!
And Tommy added:
- I will use the next three weeks reading the last ten topics in the forum, and after that I want you...:..

...to list all the birthdays for Memtic's 5 other personalities on the forum, cancel my subscription to Popular Mechanics, and order me 12 pairs of those t-back undies, you know the ones with the ruffles.

Bison vomited and then asked ...

mAmA

- I like ruffles -, admitted Tommy..., giving Bison another order:
- I want you call Grubb and all other Canadians to stop their shit...
- Which of them all?
- The beers... I could not find a single beer in the whole area of the Great Lakes...!
- If this continues I will have to start drinking water...! - said Tommy hanging up angrily.

Bison's phone rang again.

- What's up - said Bison waiting for a new shout from Tommy... but was Darkmatter.
- Hello man, clan members here in Europe we want to know if it is true that Tommy is going to change his nickname by Santa...?
- Santa..?
- Yes, is said that he only comes once a year...
- .........
- On the other hand, - said Darkmatter -, Natan wants to sent this message to
the clan members:

{DOU}.R_Mad wrote:- Yes, is said that he only comes once a year...

Tommy's boyfriend Tanner confirms this ...

mAmA

{DOU} yO mAmA wrote:

{DOU}.R_Mad wrote:- Yes, is said that he only comes once a year...

Tommy's boyfriend Tanner confirms this ...

mAmA

Fuck, you beat me to it. Can't a man even rip himself up around here?

T

{DOU}.R_Mad wrote:- On the other hand, - said Darkmatter -, Natan wants to sent this message to the clan members:

If you're getting thirsty for something other than water, take a trip down to Texas...I hear Vio has cornered the liquor market.

To which Tommy replied:

We interrupt this post for a
News Flash......

There is no Whisky or Vodka left in Texas, it seems Vioguez has sucked Texas dry.

Damn! - exclaimed Tommy after know the flash news- Grubb for the north and Vio for the south...!
I hope that mAmA is not drinking all California also..., otherwise we are lost
Now our only hope is that Otis get some beers in the east...

Tommy's brain was working at 100 miles per hour...and finally Tommy said:

I got it..!

I know how to solve this, I will call Cyg to.....

Grubb Industries wrote:We interrupt this post for a
News Flash......

There is no Whisky or Vodka left in Texas, it seems Vioguez has sucked Texas dry.

news flash grubb sucks.....

yada yada yada

Yes, both Vioguez and Grubb sucks..., - Tommy thought - remembering they were drinking every alcoholic beverage all over America...

Finally he phoned to Cyg.

Hey Cyg! - said Tommy - I would like you help me to put in order these sucking sponges... Please call them and....

CrustHole wrote:Yes, both Vioguez and Grubb sucks..., - Tommy thought - remembering they were drinking every alcoholic beverage all over America...

Finally he phoned to Cyg.

Hey Cyg! - said Tommy - I would like you help me to put in order these sucking sponges... Please call them and....

And invite them to one of our "special" sleep overs

Oh no! not a sleepover at Tommy's !, I would rather be subjected to Vioguez's music, I know I'll go hide out in England, no one would bother looking for me there.