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Three Hillbillies Billy Bob, Joe Bob and James Earl are sitting
on a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly Billy Bob says: 'My wife sure is stupid!... She bought
an air conditioner. .'

2nd Hillbilly Joe Bob says: 'Why is that stupid?'

1st Hillbilly Billy Bob says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'

2nd Hillbilly Joe Bob says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid,
she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!'

1st Hillbilly Billy Bob says: 'Why is that so stupid?'

2nd Hillbilly Joe Bob says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'

3rd Hillbilly James Earl says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is
dumber than both yer wives put together! I was going
through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change,
and I found 6 condoms in thar.'

1st and 2nd Hillbillies Billy Bob and Joe Bob both say:
'Well, what's so dumb about that?'

3rd Hillbilly James Earl says: 'She ain't got no pecker.'
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Funny, funny... :rofl:
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GOOD ONE BRO. HEY VIO, WHERE DID YOU GET THE PICYURES OF MY "COUSZINS". LOL
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:lol:

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knightmare wrote:GOOD ONE BRO. HEY VIO, WHERE DID YOU GET THE PICYURES OF MY "COUSZINS". LOL
If those are your cousins don't think you're very popular in their conversations with wings like that.
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NUKER Here,
Is the last guy DOU YOYO? ::HYST::
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