Kitty and a Rooster

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Kitty and a Rooster

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There was Kitty and a Rooster on one side of a lake and cat food and rooster feed on the other side of the lake, the Rooster figured he would flap his wings, cross the river and go eat his food, so he did.
kitty saw this and figured he could also fly over and eat, he took a running leap and fell into the lake.
what's the moral of the story?
Fighting for peace is like
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Re: Kitty and a Rooster

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When you are a rooster and want some, you can still get a pussy wet... :eek

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NATAN wrote:When you are a rooster and want some, you can still get a pussy wet... :eek

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cats can't swim? ::HYST::
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Where's a wet pussy there's a happy cock. :lol:
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Grubb Industries wrote:There was Kitty and a Rooster on one side of a lake and cat food and rooster feed on the other side of the lake, the Rooster figured he would flap his wings, cross the river and go eat his food, so he did.
kitty saw this and figured he could also fly over and eat, he took a running leap and fell into the lake.
what's the moral of the story?

For every content cock, there's a wet pussy
Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity
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