A Woman's Wish

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She

went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said

to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to

mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,

your husband will get. times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make your

husband the most handsome man that ever lived, an Adonis whom women will

swoon over and flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be

the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's

the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The

frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world by far,

and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay,

because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the

richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and after careful consideration

she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.