My day so far...

So yesterday I am walking my dog...right in front of my apartment and he jumps up on my neighbor...no harm no foul, or so I though.

Fucking woman goes to the doctor, I shit you not. She was not bitten by my dog. But she is claiming some type of injury I guess.

Didn't know anything about the doctor. I am home this morning cleaning up my office when I hear a knock on the door...it was the dog warden. Because she went to the doctor over a dog "incident" it is required by law that the warden come out.

The dog warden then informes me that he is taking my dog. He will be gone for 10 days. Supposedly just policy. I am pretty fucking mad at this point. The woman is outside when the dog is being taken away. We are all talking...she acts as though she didn't intend this to happen...so I joke and say "I think you've made an enemy of my dog." She laughs and that is that.

Half an hour later I get a call from someone over at the corporate offices for my apartment complex. Apparently she made a complaint that I "threatened" her.

I wonder if how many days it is going to take for her ambulance chasing attorney to contact me. I bet I get contacted before I even get my dog back.

Not one of the better days I have had recently. I feel really bad for my dog, he has no idea what is going on. He did nothing wrong and he is being punished for it. Of course I am going to have to pay a few hundred dollars to the dog wardens office too.

Gonna see my attorney tomorrow morning 🙂 The bitches first mistake was in thinking I was an easy mark.

T