LOTS AND LOTS OF YEARS AGO, IN A VERY NICE PLACE CALLED DOUCITY, THE RECRUITMENT OFFICER, COLONEL CIGGY AND HIS ASSISTANT CAPTAIN MAMA WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW TO PUNISH THE REBEL RECRUITS...
THEY DECIDED TO ASK TOMMY, THE OLD AND ANCIENT COUNSELOR WHO...
R_Mad wrote: LOTS AND LOTS OF YEARS AGO, IN A VERY NICE PLACE CALLED DOUCITY, THE RECRUITMENT OFFICER, COLONEL CIGGY AND HIS ASSISTANT CAPTAIN MAMA WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW TO PUNISH THE REBEL RECRUITS...
THEY DECIDED TO ASK TOMMY, THE OLD AND ANCIENT COUNSELOR WHO...
Was checking the wrinkles on his balls to see exactly how old he really was. It was important for him to know this because he too was a young recruit back in 99. In the year 69 he.....
Was a spry young lad of mearly 87. Or was it 88. Oh those wrinkles are so hard to see. He looked around for his microscope and...
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Evil wrote: Was a spry young lad of mearly 87. Or was it 88. Oh those wrinkles are so hard to see. He looked around for his microscope and...
Found an entire world on the head of his ....
mAmA
Found an entire world on the head of his ....
DICK! there was cute little green ppl living in blue huts with small cars and toys, but something was missing...
T-Bone wrote:
Found an entire world on the head of his ....
DICK! there was cute little green ppl living in blue huts with small cars and toys, but something was missing...
The Cling-Ons which normally circle uranis were missing. Actually, his anus. All this made it next to impossible to decide what to do with the recruits as the little green people were so nervous and running around and around that he.....
Wave wrote: [quote=T-Bone]
Found an entire world on the head of his ....
DICK! there was cute little green ppl living in blue huts with small cars and toys, but something was missing...
The Cling-Ons which normally circle uranis were missing. Actually, his anus. All this made it next to impossible to decide what to do with the recruits as the little green people were so nervous and running around and around that he.....
had multiple Spontaneous orgasims. Now not only was this messy but quite hard on a man of Tommy's age. What was he to do ?
mAmA
"Colonel Ciggy! Captain mAmA! You have allowed the Cling-Ons to escape!" Counselor Tommy cried out in a rage. "You have failed me for the last time."
Counselor Tommy raised his right hand in a menacing fashion toward the two Officers and....
FELL ASLEEP. LAMENTABLY HIS AGE DID NOT ALLOWED HIM THE SIMULTANEOUS EFFORT TO SHOUT AND TO SCRATCH HIS BALLS...
THEN THE OFFICERS...
R_Mad wrote: FELL ASLEEP. LAMENTABLY HIS AGE DID NOT ALLOWED HIM THE SIMULTANEOUS EFFORT TO SHOUT AND TO SCRATCH HIS BALLS...
THEN THE OFFICERS...
took the opportunity to go through Tommys pockets looking for cash and loose change so they could buy a cheap bottle of bourbon whisky and drink themselves into a coma. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door ... 😮
mAmA
{DOU} yO mAmA wrote: [quote=R_Mad]Suddenly, there was a knock at the door ... 😮
mAmA
,the back door. Razor has just returned from...
...WALL STREET, WITH INCOMING NEWS ABOUT THE 700 BILLION DOLLARS TO CLAN DOU...SO COLONEL CIGGY AND CAPTAIN MAMA COULD BUY MORE DRINKS.... AND SO TO FEEL MORE ENCOURAGED IN GIVING A GOOD KICK IN THE ASS TO THE REBEL RECRUITS...
SUDDENLY TOMMY WOKE UP...
It had all been a wacky dream. "Man, that was scarey" Tommy thought out loud as he rubbed his face in his hands."Thats what I get for mixing tequilla and barbituates... and seconol... and mushrooms and.....
Crest toothpaste. He was sweating profusely and decided to go splash his face with some ice cold water. While in the bathroom, he opened up the medicine cabinet and got come Ambien CR. After swallowing the pills he...
decided to invite JK 47 to join the clan...
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