REVISIO RESIGNS

The gerbil, acting on instinct, crawled up Tommy's rear end and into the safety only an arse can provide. Abberation ran Tommy straight over. He then sped away before the cops showed up. The gerbil (after abberation had left) came crawling out of Tommy's intestines and ran straight into Lance the dog. The gerbil scared of becoming a chew toy...

that shyt was too funny!!!!!!!!!LMAO

Ran down the street and crawled into the exhaust pipe of Abberations truck, thinking it would be a good place to hide. Just then, Abby spotted Oban fleeing the scene with bags of meth he found in the wreckage of the trailer." Goin for a 2fur" Abby shouted as he put the hammer down. The engine stalled slightly as it spit out the confused gerbil like a guided missle straight into....

mAmA

...the hair of a badly dressed tranny eating a ham sandwich. The tranny was having loads of fun. He reached up into his beehive hair-doo, pulled the gerbil out, and exclaimed...

"Nothing sez fun like badly dressed trannies and ham !"

THE END .... a DOU production 😈

*All characters are purely fictional, any resemblence to any persons, tranies, or honey baked hams, spam, or other meat bi-products living or dead is purely coincidence and really too fucking bad. No gerbils or meth were harmed during the writing of this story. Offer void where prohibited. Habba babba.

Well fucking played good sir! 8)

{DOU} yO mAmA wrote: "Nothing sez fun like badly dressed trannies and ham !"

THE END .... a DOU production 😈

*All characters are purely fictional, any resemblence to any persons, tranies, or honey baked hams, spam, or other meat bi-products living or dead is purely coincidence and really too fucking bad. No gerbils or meth were harmed during the writing of this story. Offer void where prohibited. Habba babba.

P.S. The tranny and the gerbil lived happily ever after... until...

Look for the sequel: TrannyShack coming soon to a forum near you.

Habba Babba

{DOU}The Jargonaut wrote: [quote={DOU} yO mAmA]"Nothing sez fun like badly dressed trannies and ham !"

THE END .... a DOU production 😈

*All characters are purely fictional, any resemblence to any persons, tranies, or honey baked hams, spam, or other meat bi-products living or dead is purely coincidence and really too fucking bad. No gerbils or meth were harmed during the writing of this story. Offer void where prohibited. Habba babba.

P.S. The tranny and the gerbil lived happily ever after... until...

Look for the sequel: TrannyShack coming soon to a forum near you.

Habba Babba

the gerbil saw a jar of Tommy's Vaseline with a picture of a missing gerbil on it. Thats me he yelled, he looked on the jar for a phone number but could only find.....