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Story #1 - The Long Winter

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 Wave
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noticed that it wasn't a warhead after all, Tommy was holding a giant magnifying glass over his pethetic little penis. It looked like a warhead because it was so

red from......

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Posted : 11/05/2009 2:22 am
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his dog licking it after he had fucked three legs off of a queen army ant. The only thing that was holding it on was the bent paperclip he had found at the Dirty Sanchez gentleman's club under the urinal. While he had lived with it for a few days he figured it was time to...

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Posted : 11/05/2009 3:51 am
Revisio
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cut it off, so he went to find chicken because chicken's beak was very sharp. You can image what happened next in your head, but afterwords he got a role of electrical tape and taped the wound together so that it would not cause him to bleed. After he was finished, he was very ticked off so he decided to take his anger out on...

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Posted : 11/05/2009 11:19 pm
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Oban. Enraged and confused from bloodloss he uttered the phrase "if I ever catch you with my sister/mom again I will....

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Posted : 12/05/2009 4:56 am
Revisio
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CUT YOU!!! just like Cyg did to MaX. And so then...

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Posted : 11/06/2009 8:28 pm
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.... a giant space rectum moved into orbit over the planet and rained diarehea for 60 days and 60 nights covering everything in fractured, freakish, fecal matter. Just then Osama Bin ladden said....

mAmA

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Posted : 11/06/2009 10:24 pm
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"the smell reminds me of fucking my goats". If that wasnt disturbing enough at that very moment...

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Posted : 11/06/2009 10:55 pm
Revisio
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one of the goats he had made love to gave birth. On the ground lay a man-goat baby that...

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Posted : 11/06/2009 11:30 pm
 Evil
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strangely already had a nametag on it that said "Hello my name is =&". It was already trying to run around and attack everything it saw when...

___-SM-___

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Posted : 12/06/2009 1:07 am
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Yo Mama stepped in with his Demon Fire Rifle of banishment and uttered this one simple word

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Posted : 12/06/2009 1:17 am
Revisio
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BYE!!! And with a swift motion the head of the beast was taken off with one golden bullet of justice. Now with the world at peace but still covered in crap, restoration had to begin. First a...

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Posted : 12/06/2009 3:12 pm
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