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2 Trees

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(@3ion)
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Two Trees

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word

or two in it,

but, here is one:..................

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in

the woods. A small tree begins to grown between

them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a

son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert,

Can you tell if that is a son of beech or a son of birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He

replies, "It is neither a son of beech nor a son of birch.

It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my

pecker in."

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Topic starter Posted : 08/06/2005 11:19 pm
BEEF LIPS
(@beef-lips)
Trusted Member

i THINK TELLING THAT JOKE GAVE YOU A WOODY πŸ˜† πŸ˜€

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Posted : 13/06/2005 2:15 am
.::/3IΒ§ON::.
(@3ion)
Member Admin

Maybe πŸ™„

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Topic starter Posted : 13/06/2005 2:41 am
(@ground-zero)
Noble Member

There used to be an old joke about trees...

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Trees

Trees

Trees

Say

Me

Made

Guy

This

Has

Times

Many

How

Trees

Trees

Trees

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Well you start off by persenting someone the list of words and ask him/her to read it out loud...

Then you ask him/her if they got it or not...

Most of the time they don't usually get it...

So you ask them to read it out loud again...

You do this as many times as long as the person doesn't get mad trying to figure out what it is...

Then you ask him/her to read it backwards... hehehehe...LOL! πŸ˜†

"The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at!!"

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Posted : 13/06/2005 3:58 am
AAAGGHHH!!
(@aaagghhh)
Estimable Member

lol

Life isn't about Finding Yourself.

Life is about Creating Yourself.

Never Look Down on Someone

Unless You are Helping Them Up.

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Posted : 13/06/2005 7:52 am
Moon
 Moon
(@moon)
Noble Member

LoL !!! Even a frenchie can understand that !!!.. Cool ! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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Posted : 13/06/2005 8:59 am
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