3 rottweiler's

There where 3 rottweiler dogs sitting in a vets waiting room, all sitting across from each other, after a while of waiting one of the dogs walks across the room and sits down next to the second, and asks what are you in for?

The Dog replys, im here for the jag, to be put down, and the first dogs asks why, he responds, well the milk man just decides he can walk into to my garden and roam around i think not, so i chewed off his knee cap, he then asks the first dog for his reason for being in the vets, and the dog replys , same thing im here to be put down too, i ripped off the mailmans arm when he stuck his hand through my letterbox. a few minutes pass as the dogs are discussing there antics, when they decide to ask the thrid dog what he is in for, so they walk over and sit down and ask the fatal question, What are you in for??, well the thirds dog replys , you wouldnt belive me if i told you, Try me the dogs says,

Well says the dog, i was lying down at the top of the stairs relaxed in the sun, when my owner comes out of the shower in front of with a tiny small towel round her so i watched her walk to the bedroom and then she drops the towel and bends over for something and i just couldnt help myself, i ran in and jumped on her and fucked her stupid, MY GOD says the other dogs you must be done for now mate,

The third dogs was sitting looking smug, No not at all im mearly here to get my nails clipped