Three women who were friends in high school have returned to their hometown to attend their 25th reunion and have lunch together.
Their talk turns to their position in life, and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other.
The first woman says, 'My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two Weeks,' and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor.
The second woman says, 'Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes,' and looks about with considerable pride.
The third woman says, 'Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have many material possessions, but 13 canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my husband's erect penis.'
After a long silence, the first woman looks shame-faced and says, 'Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. We're not really going to the French Riviera we're going to my parent's house for two weeks.'
The second woman says, 'Your honesty has shamed me. To be honest, my husband didn't buy me a Mercedes -- he bought me a Taurus.'
'Well,' the third woman says, 'I've got a confession to make. Canary number 13 has to stand on one leg.'
Wouldn't those canaries hurt?
What the hell are they doing there in the first place?
-JB
Maybe she had just given birth, was in pain, and wanted to think up new and unique ways to "make him pay' for it?
Diff'rent Strokes for different folks I guess.
BebeDoll wrote: Maybe she had just given birth, was in pain, and wanted to think up new and unique ways to "make him pay' for it?
Diff'rent Strokes for different folks I guess.
Huh ❓
I'm just thinking about all those canaries little tiny clawed feet...
...and how evil women are when we're in pain because of a man 😈
that, and I can't think of any reason to use canaries as a unit of measure...
well, as I see it a canary is wider than an inch so... 😈
So, the guy's wielding a baseball bat...there's only so much you can use...the rest is a waste.
Maybe the best use for it is a canary perch. 😈
Maybe...
BebeDoll wrote:
...and how evil women are when we're in pain because of a man 😈
Ahem...it takes two to tango.....
(Well, maybe not for Bison)
-JB
...there are many ways men cause us pain 😉
😆 😈
BebeDoll wrote: ...there are many ways men cause us pain 😉
😆 😈
The only other way I could think of how a man could cause a woman pain is by taking away the money. 😆 😆 😆
-Johnny Jones
😛
And Women are much better at being a pain than any man .
This thread could out count the word game lol... 😕
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Draco wrote: [quote=BebeDoll]...there are many ways men cause us pain 😉
😆 😈
The only other way I could think of how a man could cause a woman pain is by taking away the money. 😆 😆 😆
-Johnny Jones
agreed...
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