An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."
The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
Topic starter
Posted : 10/03/2015 1:29 pm
Good one 😆 
Posted : 11/03/2015 9:08 pm
😆
Posted : 15/03/2015 1:18 pm
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