A blind man enters a Bar

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a

barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the

bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell

that joke, sir, I think it is only fair - given that you are blind

that you should know five things:

1- The bartender is a blonde girl.

2- The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3- I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in

karate.

4- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional

weightlifter.

5- The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional

wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that

joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

"Nah.

Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!