A real woman is a man's best friend. She will
never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure
and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never
thought he could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. She will enable him to
express his deepest emotions and give in to
his most intimate desires. She will make sure
he always feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable
him to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible guy around.
No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of beer.
It's beer that does all that.......
Never mind.
Grubby
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will
never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure
and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never
thought he could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. She will enable him to
express his deepest emotions and give in to
his most intimate desires. She will make sure
he always feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable
him to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible guy around.
I was going to say "PUKE"
but, GOOD ONE!
😆
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😆
That's sooooo good grub. Never saw the punch line comming.
mAmA
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