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Are you shy?

.::/3I§ON::.
(@3ion)
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Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor

or pharmacist about Tequila

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more

confident about yourself and your actions.

Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the

world that you're ready and Willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and

with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles

that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you

will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila

Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant

or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't

mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,

incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing,

loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,

headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing karaoke and

play all-night rounds of strip poker, truth Or dare, and naked twister.

Tequila : Leave Shyness Behind!

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Topic starter Posted : 31/01/2006 3:10 pm
{DOU}Charger
(@doucharger)
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{DOU} -=Bi§oN=- wrote:

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,

incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing,

loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,

headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing karaoke and

play all-night rounds of strip poker, truth Or dare, and naked twister.

Yup, I've had most of these. Strange thing is I still go back for more.

Can't figure out if it's masochistic tendencies or love of Tequila. Maybe it takes one to have the other 😆 .

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Posted : 31/01/2006 4:06 pm
.::/3I§ON::.
(@3ion)
Member Admin

8)

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Topic starter Posted : 31/01/2006 4:22 pm
(@musette)
Estimable Member

Nice!

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Posted : 01/02/2006 1:25 am
{DOU}Cygnus
(@doucygnus)
Illustrious Member

".::/3I§ON wrote: Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor

or pharmacist about Tequila

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more

confident about yourself and your actions.

Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the

world that you're ready and Willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and

with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles

that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you

will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila

Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant

or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't

mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,

incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing,

loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,

headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing karaoke and

play all-night rounds of strip poker, truth Or dare, and naked twister.

Tequila : Leave Shyness Behind!

So that's what you've been sneaking in to work in that McDonalds glass :rollinglaugh:

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Posted : 20/12/2006 4:21 am
.::/3I§ON::.
(@3ion)
Member Admin

Maybe 🙄

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Topic starter Posted : 20/12/2006 1:58 pm
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