Bad day

Ever have one of those days?

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half

an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs

his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a

menacing stare as if to say, "Whatcha gonna do about it?"

Now the poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. "I

didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life", says the little guy between sobs.

"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important

meeting, so my boss fired me.

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't

have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found

my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.

So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to

my life, and then you show up and drink my damn poison."