A man sees a gorgeous woman standing alone at a bar.
After tossing back a couple of shots he gets the nerve to approach her and says:
"Hi, I was going to tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long."
The woman looks at him for a moment and replies: "What a coincidence.
I was going to tell you a joke about my ass, but you'll never get it!"
Topic starter
Posted : 28/03/2011 12:08 pm
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Good one Bison.
mAmA
Posted : 28/03/2011 12:24 pm
i like that one .. π π
Posted : 28/03/2011 4:55 pm