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(@3ion)
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A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.

He shouts "This is a raid - everyone get on the floor!", and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.

As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head and shouts "Did anybody else here see my face?".

The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him in the head also.

"Did anybody else see my face?" He shouts again, waving his gun around.

There is a silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a distant corner.

"I think my wife caught a glimpse..."

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Topic starter Posted : 21/10/2008 2:15 pm
Tommy
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".::/3IΒ§ON wrote: A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.

He shouts "This is a raid - everyone get on the floor!", and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.

As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head and shouts "Did anybody else here see my face?".

The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him in the head also.

"Did anybody else see my face?" He shouts again, waving his gun around.

There is a silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a distant corner.

"I think my wife caught a glimpse..."

Had to look that one up!

Balaclava = Ski Mask

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Posted : 21/10/2008 10:49 pm
(@isabella)
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HA HA HA.... LOL πŸ˜†

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Posted : 22/10/2008 12:57 pm
(@dou-yo-mama)
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πŸ˜†

mAmA

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Posted : 22/10/2008 4:50 pm
(@duke_uk48)
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HaHa lol good one dud πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

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Posted : 13/05/2009 4:51 pm
(@ground-zero)
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F'n goody... Can't wait till the guys hear this one at work! πŸ˜†

"The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at!!"

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Posted : 28/05/2009 6:11 am
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