A notable gynecologist once said:
"The best engine in the world is the Vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental!"
:diablo: ::DancingBanana:: ::happygoof:: :nonono: :boxing: :nana: hows THAT for temperamental? :rofl:
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are you looking for troubles? :gib:
R_Mad wrote: ¬¬
are you looking for troubles? :gib:
Did he find them? 😆
R_Mad wrote: ¬¬
are you looking for troubles? :gib:
Not me 😈
lol 😀
just kidding...
best regards Bison...
Yeah but if you don't flush the radiator regularly, you wont wanna ride in it at all anymore.
Guess who is the worst engine in the world....
Most the time is out of service... 🙄
Occasionally, and after a big effort, finally works... but for only a few minutes... 🙄
The problem is the management system... it is so fucking frozen...
Sounds like you need a new ride R Mad.... I have one you can test drive. 454 cu 500 hp V8 - starts up like a dream and guaranteed to go the distance every time, PM me I'll send you my address.
Man - I put out a decent douche joke and it kills the thread?
Are you kidding me? Bunch of weenies. 🙄
Otis_Firefly wrote: Man - I put out a decent douche joke and it kills the thread?
Are you kidding me? Bunch of weenies. 🙄
Are you feeling guilty? I was travelling. I drove from Antofagasta to Tacna in the south of Peru, and viceversa. 1.600 km. Work, work, work... 😀
I need a day with 40 hours, not a new ride... thank you a lot Otis... 😮
The worst engine in the world is the ice maker inside my refrigerator... I figured you'd understand 😉
Otis, keep you in the good work... by now, I will need a good map tester.... 😀
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Actually, I find a pair of twin diesels works best. Keep the throttles synchronized and there's less work to be done by captain and first mate. Good thrust from both motors keeps the boat humming and she stays trim in the water with a lot less work on the rudder control. A two hour ride to Catalina, three dives by 2pm and a nice slow cruise back to port with a glass of wine in the hot tub.
No actually my offer still stands for you R Mad - a reliable refrigerator is important.
I was talking about the post I made before that. It was wide open for someone to play off of and everyone ignored it. Makes me sad. I thought we had some creative sickos in here. 🙁
Otis_Firefly wrote: No actually my offer still stands for you R Mad - a reliable refrigerator is important.
I was talking about the post I made before that. It was wide open for someone to play off of and everyone ignored it. Makes me sad. I thought we had some creative sickos in here. 🙁
This sicko is dog tired from working the night shift 😕 Creative juices (or any juices for that matter 😛 ) haven't been flowing much lately.
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