Bison runs into a bar and tells the bartender, "I need 20 shots of your finest tequila and I need them FAST!
The bartender says "Is everything okay, mister? Is there anything that..."
Bison yells "Please hurry! I need those shots FAST!"
The bartender pours the shots and Bison is drinking them almost as fast as they are poured.
After the last shot is drank, the bartender says "I have never seen anyone drink that much that fast."
Bison says "You would drink them that fast too if you had what I had."
The bartender says "Oh no. What do you have?"
Bison turns around running and says "Fifty cents!"
::HYST::
8 years later...
He just didn't get it till now.
Tommy wrote: 8 years later...
8 years later Bison runs into a bar and tells the bartender - How much does a drop of your best tequila cost?
The bartender answers - Hmm, a drop of tequila costs nothing ...
Bison says - In that case, pour me some drops of tequila into 20 shots 
And make sure you pour his favorite...Montezuma!
{DOU}Cygnus wrote: And make sure you pour his favorite...Montezuma!
Um yeah... no thanks. My taste buds still work 😛
Krystal wrote: Heeeey,so funny 😀 Spam deleted Bison says - In that case, pour me some drops of tequila into 20 shots
The joke is not so funny, damn spammer ...
:gib:
Pink_Squirrel wrote: [quote=Krystal]Heeeey,so funny 😀 Spam deleted Bison says - In that case, pour me some drops of tequila into 20 shots
The joke is not so funny, damn spammer ...
:gib:
It's been taken care of 👿
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