Blonde Moment

{DOU}_Cygnus_X_1 wrote: I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod. 😳

Sounds like something you would do :rollinglaugh:

Too Funny

I could see that happening

".::/3I§ON wrote: [quote={DOU}_Cygnus_X_1]I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod. 😳

Sounds like something you would do :rollinglaugh:

Shit, I'd walk over in front of the nearest fan and let it go....I get the kind of gas George Carlin talked about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J556niPJ_0 at about 6 minutes into it.