Cinderella

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked

stepmother won't let

her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her

fairy godmother appears,

and promised to provide Cinderella with everything

she needs to go to the

ball, but only on two conditions.

"First, you must wear a diaphragm."

Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"

"You must be home by

2:00am. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 am.The

appointed hour comes and goes,

and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00am. Cinderella shows up,

looking love struck and very satisfied.

"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy

Godmother. "Your diaphragm was

supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"

" I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."

The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince

with that kind of power!

Tell me his name!"

Cinderella replied, "His name was Peter, Peter,

Pumpkin Eater."