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.::/3I§ON::.
(@3ion)
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Confucius say,

" Treat your woman like your vacuum cleaner,

if she stops sucking, replace the bag."

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Topic starter Posted : 20/01/2010 6:56 pm
(@isabella)
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:puke: :puke:

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Posted : 20/01/2010 10:45 pm
(@qwazywabbit)
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LOL! I'm sorry, but that was good.

Confucious say: Man with one watch always knows what time it is. Man with two is never sure.

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Posted : 21/01/2010 3:12 am
(@douthe-jargonaut)
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QwazyWabbit wrote: LOL! I'm sorry, but that was good.

Confucious say: Man with one watch always knows what time it is. Man with two is never sure.

Umm. Maybe I'm stoopud, but I don't get it 😕

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Posted : 21/01/2010 8:46 pm
{DOU}Cygnus
(@doucygnus)
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{DOU}The Jargonaut wrote: [quote=QwazyWabbit]LOL! I'm sorry, but that was good.

Confucious say: Man with one watch always knows what time it is. Man with two is never sure.

Umm. Maybe I'm stoopud, but I don't get it 😕

It's implied the watches are not set at the same exact time.

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Posted : 21/01/2010 9:52 pm
(@douthe-jargonaut)
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Ahhh. Well, what if the man with one watch has his set wrong?

Oh, never mind. I like Bison's better. 😀

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Posted : 21/01/2010 11:35 pm
.::/3I§ON::.
(@3ion)
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:peace_v:

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Topic starter Posted : 22/01/2010 12:10 am
.::/3I§ON::.
(@3ion)
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Confucius say:

He who stands on toilet is high on pot.

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Topic starter Posted : 22/01/2010 12:57 am
(@dou-yo-mama)
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😆

mAmA

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Posted : 22/01/2010 6:16 pm
.::/3I§ON::.
(@3ion)
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Confucius say:

Man who lives in glass house, gets dressed in the basement.

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Topic starter Posted : 23/01/2010 12:24 am
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