It's been a few years since I've visited their site so I paid a visit to see how some people do us all a favor by removing themselves from the gene pool....
Love Struck
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2003-04.html
"Pancake" Thief
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2003-05.html
Cock Fight
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2003-02.html
Shooting Blanks
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2003-01.html
And here's some Honorable Mentions...(They Lived)
Scrotum self-repair
http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-10.html
Mr. Happy's Vacuum
http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2000-05.html
Revenge of the Gopher
http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2000-15.html
And there's alot more of those where these came from!
-JB