Dave's Bad Night

SoReal wrote: Dave's ..Bad night

Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and

plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too

hard,so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no,"

says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and

brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,

"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have

a bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave,

starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey. Want your usual

table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the

door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately to explain how the

stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having

none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling

him every 4 letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you picked up a real bitch

this time

:eek2:

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-=Bi§oN=- wrote: [quote=SoReal]Dave's ..Bad night

Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and

plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too

hard,so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no,"

says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and

brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,

"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have

a bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave,

starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey. Want your usual

table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the

door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately to explain how the

stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having

none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling

him every 4 letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you picked up a real bitch

this time

:eek2:

Time for Dave to punt.

Punt?? Time for Dave to leave the stadium...

Still, that one was funny... and a little scary.

Anything longer than 2 sentances I'm not bothering with...

LET'S PLAY!!!

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Anyone else agree???