The DEAF WIFE
>
> A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
> she might need a hearing aid.
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>
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> Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss
> the problem.
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> The doctor told him there is a simple test the husband could perform to
> give him a better idea about her hearing loss.
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> "Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
> and ask her a question in a normal conversational speaking tone to see if
> she hears you.
>
>
> "If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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> That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
> den.
>
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> He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
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>
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> Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey , what's for dinner?"
>
> No response.
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> So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife
> and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
>
> Still no response.
>
> Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
> and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
>
> Again he gets no response.
>
> So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
> for dinner?" Again there is no response.
>
> So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
>
> "Ralph, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"
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REALLY FUNNY....
AT HOME THIS IS NOT A JOKE.... (SORRY DANIEL 🙄 )
if i was on black tar heroin, i would be on the floor peeling my flesh and laughing my ass right off 😆
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