1) Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
2) Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
3) Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
4) Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
5) Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
6) Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
7) Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
8.) Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
9) Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
10) Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
11) Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
12) Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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