13)Experience : The name men give to their mistakes
14)Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
15)Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
16)Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
17)Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
18)Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
19)Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
20)Father : A banker provided by nature.
21)Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
22)Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
23)Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
24)Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
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