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(@3ion)
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Thought I had more done than this. Where did they go ❓

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Topic starter Posted : 24/08/2005 6:34 pm
(@killer-bee)
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{DOU} -=Bi§oN=- wrote: Arizona

• Hunting camels is prohibited.

• There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

• When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

• You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

• It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

Arkansas

• A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

• Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.

• Mohave County: A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

• Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

• Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony (This goes back in the days of the Wild West).

• Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

• When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.

• It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

• You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

• Glendale: Cars may not be driven in reverse.

• Hayden: If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.

• Maricopa County: No more than six girls may live in any house.

• Mesa: It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.

• Nogales: An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.

• Prescott: No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.

• Tucson: Women may not wear pants.

• Hunting camels is prohibited.

• There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

• When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.

• It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

• It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona.

• In Arizona it is illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday.

• In 1985, an Arizona legislator proposed that each candidate for the legislature take a reading and an I.Q. test three months before the election. The scores would have been posted on the ballot, had the bill passed. But a majority of legislators, for whatever reason, voted it down.

lol i live in Arizona

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Posted : 24/08/2005 10:38 pm
(@killer-bee)
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Gees_nutz wrote: Oklahoma Crazy Law

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

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It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

No one may spit on a sidewalk.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. (Repealed)

Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

Tattoos are banned.

Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings. (Repealed 1998)

People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Ada

If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

Clinton

Molesting an automobile is illegal.

Hawthahorne

It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

Oklahoma City

No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

Schulter

Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.

Tulsa

You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.

Wynona

One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.

Mules may not drink out of bird baths.

Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.

Yukon

It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.

While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.

Gees

not real laws bison cam find that just for laughs

i did live in Oklahoma for 9 year's

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Posted : 24/08/2005 10:40 pm
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