Everything Has A Gender

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.

Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything

in, but you can see right through

them.

Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it

takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective

reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,

but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often

over-inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go

anywhere, you have to light a fire

under it, and of

course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges are Female, because they're soft,

squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting

hit on.

A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old

lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the

weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much

over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have

around

A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd

be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a

man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he

doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he

keeps trying!