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(@darkmatter)
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies" he responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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Topic starter Posted : 07/09/2011 3:00 pm
 Rad
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Posted : 07/09/2011 9:01 pm
.::/3IΒ§ON::.
(@3ion)
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Sorry DM had to do it... 8)

http://clandou.com/html/forum/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=4276&start=0&hilit#p29506

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Posted : 07/09/2011 11:12 pm
(@grubb-industries)
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Ya, I always look back through 3 years of jokes before i post one.

grubb

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Posted : 07/09/2011 11:29 pm
{DOU}Cygnus
(@doucygnus)
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Grubb Industries wrote: Ya, I always look back through 3 years of jokes before i post one.

grubb

I dunno, Ground Zero goes back through years of posts and then responds to them....lol

I either missed nsg's version or had forgotten because DM's was new to me! It was popular at work!

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Posted : 07/09/2011 11:49 pm
(@grubb-industries)
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GZ has way to much time on his hands, lol

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Posted : 08/09/2011 4:10 am
.::/3IΒ§ON::.
(@3ion)
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Grubb Industries wrote: Ya, I always look back through 3 years of jokes before i post one.

grubb

If they sound familiar, I look. I even look b4 I post one so there arent duplicates.

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Posted : 08/09/2011 8:53 am
 Rad
(@rad)
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Joke told in another company is like new.

Excuse me gentlemen, but I am too lazy to fumble in the archive. :mrgreen:

I can only do

Good one DM ::HYST::

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Posted : 08/09/2011 11:13 am
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