A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies" he responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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Sorry DM had to do it... 8)
http://clandou.com/html/forum/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=4276&start=0&hilit#p29506
Ya, I always look back through 3 years of jokes before i post one.
grubb
Grubb Industries wrote: Ya, I always look back through 3 years of jokes before i post one.
grubb
I dunno, Ground Zero goes back through years of posts and then responds to them....lol
I either missed nsg's version or had forgotten because DM's was new to me! It was popular at work!
GZ has way to much time on his hands, lol
Grubb Industries wrote: Ya, I always look back through 3 years of jokes before i post one.
grubb
If they sound familiar, I look. I even look b4 I post one so there arent duplicates.
Joke told in another company is like new.
Excuse me gentlemen, but I am too lazy to fumble in the archive.
I can only do
Good one DM ::HYST::