A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir," says the
bartender. "That'll be one cent."
"One penny?!" exclaims the guy.
"That’s right."
So the guy glances at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas and a salad?"
"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender. "That’ll be four cents."
"Four cents?" says the guy."Jeez, I’d like to meet the guy who owns this place!"
"He’s upstairs with my wife," says the bartender.
"What's he doing with your wife?" asks the guy.
"Same as what I'm doing to his business."
Ouch! 
That's a good one!
:rofl:
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