A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER
WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN
HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS THIS MORNING WHEN YOU LEFT
YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?"
THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS
OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED
WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT HIS
ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP
HE ZIPPED UP AND REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAS TOLD HIM, FINALLY
UNDERSTOOD . THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE
FROM HIS SECRETARY.
WHEN HE REACHED HER DESK, HE SAID
"WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID YOU SEE MY JAGUAR PARKED IN
THERE?"
THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID "
"NO BOSS I DIDNT,, ALL I SAW WAS A MINI VAN WITH 2 FLAT TIRES"
Isn't a Jaguar a big pussy cat?
-JB
{dou-r} Cygnus X-1 wrote: Isn't a Jaguar a big pussy cat?
-JB
Hey, I didn't write it I just posted it 8)
But yes, you win a gold star for that one 
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