Getting To Know You:

Getting To Know You:

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry

her right away.

She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."

He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."

So, she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to

a very nice resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his

towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half

tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in a jackknife

position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the

towel.

She said," That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told

you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After

about fifty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel,

hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance

swimmer?"

"No." she said, "I was a hooker in Oshkosh, Wisconsin and I worked

both sides of Lake Winnebago."