Guns

Why Italians pass their handguns down through the family. An old Italian man is dying.

He calls his grandson to his bedside... "

Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38

revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a

big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man... Whatta fuck are you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"

Grubby