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1. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? You can drop her

off anywhere.

2. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

3. What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? Whatever she

wants. He's sleeping.

4. Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly sheep.

5. How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony? It isn't hard.

6. How can you piss off your wife while making love? Call her from your

cell phone.

7. Why are gypsies so careful when they're making love? They have crystal

balls.

8. Why did God give women nipples? To make suckers out of men.

9. What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on their

wedding night? His last name.

10. What's the down side to a threesome? You can disappoint two women

instead of just one.

11. What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? The terrorist

has sympathizers.

12. How do you know you're really ugly? Dogs close their eyes when they're

humping your leg.

13. Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they arrive wet and wild,

then leave with your house and car.