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How to Call the Police.....

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George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when

his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which

she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw

that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?" and

he said "no"... Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he

should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when

available.

George said, "Okay," and hung up , counted to 30, and phoned

the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were

people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause

I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an

ambulance showed up at the Phillip's residence and caught the burglars

red-handed.

One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that

you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

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Topic starter Posted : 22/05/2006 4:02 pm
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Posted : 22/05/2006 7:18 pm
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Posted : 22/05/2006 9:04 pm
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