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How to choose a wife

(@darkmatter)
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There was a man who had three girlfriends but he doesnt know which one to marry. So he gives each one £5000 and sees how they spend it.

The first one goes out and gets a complete makeover with the money. Shes gets new clothes, hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works and tells the man, " I spent the money so I would look nice for you because I love you so much".

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a new computer and a new state of the art home entertainment center and gives them the man. She says, " I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much".

The third one takes the £5000 and invests in the stock market, doubles the investment, returns the £5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says " I am investing the rest for our future because I love you so much".

The man thought long and hard about how they had all spent the money and finally decide to marry the one with the biggest breasts.

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Topic starter Posted : 06/02/2007 1:08 pm
{DOU}Cygnus
(@doucygnus)
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Yup...Fits Bison to a tee..... 😈

-JB

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Posted : 06/02/2007 5:26 pm
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