how to make people happy

President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were

flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura,

chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000

bill out of the window right now and make somebody

very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could

throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten

people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one

hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred

people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and

said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there.

Shit, I could throw all of them out of the window and

make 56 million people very happy."