If I get hit by lightning......

......this is why 8)

Four Catholic mothers were having coffee together

and discussing how wonderful their children are.

The first mother tells her friends, "My son is a

priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him

'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a

Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say,

'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to

put you down, but my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he

walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.

The first three women give her a subtle "Well...?"

She replies, "My son is a handsome, 6' 2",

hard-bodied,

Chippendale's stripper. Whenever he walks into a room,

all the women say, 'Oh, my God!