In the circus

In the circus a crocodile tamer showed a trick with one of them.

He said to it - 'Open your jaws!'.

The crocodile submissively executed the command.

Then the man unzipped a fly in his pants, took a tool out, put it into crocodile's jaws and said - 'Close your jaws!'.

The crocodile did it. Audience froze with fear in anticipation of what will happen in a moment. :eek

The tamer calmly continued - 'Open your jaws!'.

The crocodile did not react. Dead silence fell on the audience. :eek2:

Slightly frightened tamer repeated the command several times, but it had no effect on the animal. Finally he began to punch in the head of the animal. After a few punches the crocodile slowly opened its jaws.

The tamer with a smile on his face showed the audience that he and his tools are allright. Volley of applause broke out.

The tamer raised his hand up and silenced the audience - 'Ladies and gentelmen! This trick is wholly easy and safe.'

After a while he added - 'Maybe some of you would like to try?'

Somehow no one had the courage.

'I assure you that it will be safe' - continued the tamer.

An elderly lady in the front row raised her hand timidly and tremulously said

- 'I can do it, ... but , please, may you do not hit so hard in my head?'