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Investing for your retirement

{DOU}Charger
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If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, You would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

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Topic starter Posted : 28/09/2005 3:50 am
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Posted : 08/10/2005 11:00 pm
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