Jokes

KILLER BEE · 2005-08-19T01:48:33Z

Three guys are forced parachute from a burning plane onto an island. They are quickly caught by a bunch of cannibals. The leader of the cannibals says: "I will spare your lives if you can complete 2 tasks for me otherwise we will eat you on the spot." "The first task is to collect ten items of fruit or vegetable from anywhere on the island." So the guys go off in three different directions with cannibal escorts to search. A few minutes later the first man returns carrying ten apples, and the second task is laid before him "You must push all ten apples up your bum without making a single sound!" says the cheif cannibal. So with little choice the first man begins.... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5 "OUCH" he shouts and sure enough he is torn limb from limb and eaten by the cannibals. 5 minutes later after the meal the second man returns with 10 berries and is given the second task. So off he goes... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... Suddenly the second man burst into laughter and is torn limb from limb and eaten. When the second man reaches heaven he is greeted by the first man who is itching to ask him a question WHY OH WHY when you had such an easy task did you start laughing????" The guy that laughed hysterically replied, "I looked towards the forest and saw the third guy carrying three huge WATERMELONS!!!" Three men, white black and hispanic, walking in the desert, one of them finds a lamp. A genie come out and offers each one wish. "I wish all african american would return back to africa." says the black man "as you wish" says the genie "I wish all hispanics would go back to spain." "as you wish" says the genie "no black people or hispanics in america?" says the white man "I guess i'll have a coke" (i'm not racist, just found it funny) three women are suck on a desert island. A redhead, a brunet, and a blond. one of them finds a lamp. a genie comes out and grants each one wish "I miss my faimly" says the redhead, "I want to go home" the genie does as he is told "I want to see my family" says the brunet, "I want to go home too" the genie does as he is told "I miss my friends" the blond says crying, "I wish they were here with me" here is a couple of jokes for you guy's :lol: :lol:

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KILLER BEE

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wrote: POT[H0N012"]LMFAO

lol lol lol lol

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Topic starter Posted : 27/08/2005 9:30 pm

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