Just a tap on the shoulder

{DOU}_Cygnus_X_1 wrote: Just a tap on the shoulder

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and

tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the

cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches

from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still

shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of

me.'

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't

realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is

my first day driving a cab...................

I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.

Yup, heard that one b4

😆

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