One day, a loose string went into a bar and asked for a drink.
The bartender said:, "We don't serve loose strings in here. Get the
hell out right now."
So, then the string went into the men's room and proceeded to tie
himself into a knot.
Then he messed up his hair really good and went back into the bar.
He bellied up to the bar and asked the bartender for a drink.
The the bartender says:, Hey, aren't you the same loose string I just
threw out of here?
And the string replied:
No, I'm a frayed knot.
Topic starter
Posted : 27/07/2009 11:34 am
Scraping the bottom of the barrel, eh?
T
Posted : 27/07/2009 11:53 am
Figured I had to post something that wasn't dirty ๐ And to be honest, not sure all will get it ๐
Topic starter
Posted : 27/07/2009 7:13 pm