A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan
when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same
ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow
out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn
over and sink."
They tried it, and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon, however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and
were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they
were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and
gobble them up before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow
him
so he asked her what was wrong.
"Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely
refuse to swallow the seamen."
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